then that’s totally cool
just thought I’d let you know
look the attractive human is back on my dash
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
See this is what happens when 95% of the entries into a contest like this are joke flavors like “brony cum” or “parental disappointment” or “like this flavor or I punch a baby”
your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting
But I gotta say, the best part of my day is when I get thrown off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up… I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush and I see Vanellope racing. The kid’s a natural and the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would.
A brilliant metaphor
Congratulations, you all are twelve!
Being a man is like being a dog. We are expected to be strong and loyal to earn our keep. Women are like cats. They aren’t really expected to do anything. If they choose to be productive, cool, but no one requires them to do anything.
Dogs are seen as violent and stupid while cats are smart and elegant. When they get into a fight, the dog is always seen as the aggressor, even though cats can absolutely be violent and irrational. Doesn’t matter if the cat started it or not, cause in the end, the dog will be punished and the cat will be cuddled.
Dogs are expected to do the dangerous jobs like herding and police work. Cats, at most, are expected to be cute and nap.
People automatically assume that dogs are dangerous, but have no problem going up to pet a strange cat. Dogs are more likely to be put down for attacking a person than a cat. As in more likely to be punished for the same crime.
Don’t make stupid comparisons about people if you aren’t ready to have them thrown right back in your face.
Also driving is a nightmare. You’re piloting a two ton death machine. It’s much more stressful and you are under much stricter rules. Bicyclists are often obnoxious and carefree, usually because they don’t understand what it’s like to drive a car.